BLACK FRIDAY! BLACK FRIDAY! BLACK FRIDAY! This coming WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! Read this with the monster truck “dude” guttural voice while Travis Pastrana flips a triple lindy over your head wearing skis, and Grave Digger smashes burnt out cop cars to AC/DC’s ‘Thunderstruck’. “Heck Yeah!”, “Oh, Yeah!!!”, “Snap into a Slim Jim!” – all these mantras should play on repeat for each new sentence read in this blog..